Random

Taking part in a pub quiz last night, I learnt a lot of random facts. Here are a few:
- A wild ferret is called a Black-footed dog
- Colour TV was invented in 1938
- President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
- Saudi Arabia produces the most oil in the world 
- It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
- The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.


So after some random facts to improve your General Knowledge, here are some random quotes that I have found: 

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. 

Buddy Hackett 

All men are equal before fish. 

Herbert Hoover 

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. 

Jerry Seinfeld

People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant. 

Ellen DeGeneres 

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. 

Don Marquis 

Recession is when a neighbour loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. 

Ronald Reagan  

While I have been writing this, I have managed to loose a pencil. If anyone is going near the Bermuda triangle, could they please pick it up for me? 

Thank You